Thursday, 5 March 2020

Strange Tales From the Hills - The Story of Beasa Mour, Kullu.

Kullu, in the State of Himachal Pradesh, is a small sleepy little town, serving as Headquarters of the district of the same name. When we go towards the shopping centre of Akhara Bazar from Sarvari, where the main Bus Stand is, we have to round a sharp, almost 90 degree bend to the left. This bend is locally known as ब्यासा मोड़ (Beasa Mour, translates as Beasa Bend). Shops at this bend proudly display their address as Beasa Mour, Kullu. The Beas river is at a fair distance from here - in fact, the Sarvari rivulet is much nearer -  so I used to often wonder why they call this bend in the road as Beasa Mour. Late Purohit Chandrashekhar (1905-1996), a renowned writer and poet of the town, told me the tale of how this bend in the road got its name.

The bend is named after a local girl named Beasa.

She wasn't exactly a VIP, royalty or freedom fighter. She was just a free spirited girl who lived in some nondescript house in the Sarvari locality. In 1925 the first motor vehicle came to Kullu by the new road blasted out of the Pandoh-Aut gorge. Soon after, the local commerce got a boost by carriage of goods by motorised trucks in addition to the traditional mules hauling goods over the Kandi Pass. Of course, those days the trucks were few and far between, coming maybe at the rate of one or two a month.

The drivers of these trucks were glamorous show-offs, strutting about like peacocks. Local boys all wanted to grow up to be truck drivers, and the local girls had their eyes on them too. Young, carefree Beasa was one of them. She went a step further and flirted with them (Hill girls are a lot more independent than their sisters in the plains).

One fine day a truck with a driver of whom she was exceptionally fond drove up to her part of town in a cloud of dust and petrol smoke. Beasa ran up to greet him. The driver, understandably, wasn't displeased. He offered her a ride in the vehicle but Beasa had other ideas. She mounted up on the mudguard in front of the driver and began teasing him through the windshield. With a silly leer on his face, the driver enjoyed watching her antics, as she kept shifting from side to side to block his view.

And then the truck approached the bend in the road. The driver was so busy watching Beasa, he didn't watch the road more carefully. And the truck toppled over the side, crushing Beasa underneath.

This was the first road accident fatality in the region and people talked about nothing else for months afterwards. (Nowadays the fatalities are so common nobody seems to remember after a few days). Anyway, this bend in the road has become immortalised as Beasa Mour, in dubious honour of the first fatal road accident that took place here.

Tuesday, 8 November 2016

Hansraj "Wireless"

The Legend of Hansraj “Wireless”
This blog is just an effort of sorts to put on record what all is known by me of this extraordinary person, namely Hansraj “Wireless”. Since he is known by this name Wireless, I won’t put this word in quotes anymore. This is more or less his real name now.
Info about Hansraj Wireless is sketchy in the extreme. Even Wikipedia doesn’t have much on him. Google all you like, and the only info one does get is that he was involved in an abortive plot to assassinate a Viceroy, Lord Irwin by blowing up his train near what is now known as ITO Bridge in Delhi.
So, here’s the precious little that I’ve gathered about Hansraj Wireless:
He was a Punjabi, said to be of the Ramgarhia community. This info is probably correct because Ramgarhias are clever with their hands, adept with tools and machinery of all kinds, and claim Vishwakarma as their patron saint or God.
Hansraj Wireless was probably born in the early 20th Century, or maybe even at the fag end of the 19th. He was a self taught enthusiast in the then fairly new technology of electricity, and the even newer science of electronics. He was a genius with electronic circuits and dabbled in radio, wireless and remote control. Only, in those days the term Remote Control wasn’t in vogue, the accepted phrase being Radio Control. This talent of his explains his nickname Wireless. This is quite remarkable considering that few parts of India even had electricity.
Since he dabbled in remote control circuits, it seems the revolutionaries drew him to their fold and got him to rig up a circuit for blowing up the VIP train. The explosives exploded all right, but they seem to have been of insufficient power and the Viceroy survived.
Hansraj thereafter formed (or joined) a revolutionary group in Punjab called the Atishi Chakkar (Fiery Circle). But this soon broke up after an abortive attempt to assassinate the Punjab Governor. And then, according to a Pakistani blog http://knowmeknowsindh.blogspot.in/2016/05/freedom-fighter-hansraj-wireless-in.html he fled to Sindh Province, where he continued his revolutionary activities. Then he was arrested and jailed in Hyderabad (Sindh). According to this blog, the case of Hansraj Wireless was discussed at length in the Sindh Legislative Assembly. Then, it appears that he was released on health grounds and promising to eschew violence. Interestingly, the proceedings of the Assembly constantly refer to him as Hansraj (Wireless).
After that Hansraj Wireless drops off the radar. Then he re-surfaces in the early ’Forties. He now becomes a showman exhibiting his extraordinary gadgets to a paying audience. Patent? He never applied for one, or if he did, he was never granted one. His gadgets ranged from the mundane radio-telephony to various contraptions operated by remote control.

In the mid Forties, about 1944 or 1945, he had his show in Lahore. Father, who was a college student there, didn’t go, but his good friend, late Shri Attar Singh did. He came back full of wonder at all the things he had seen. He described an automatic shoe polishing machine which polished both your shoes, but clamped a tight hold over the second foot until the owner of the foot had put in the requisite coin in the slot. Another device was an electric bulb which lit up or went off by Hansraj standing at a distance and signalling with a hand. Like a good showman, he would open his palm and raise the hand, and the bulb would come on. Then he would lower the hand and close the palm; the bulb would go off. Infra-red sensors were not exactly in use use in those days. So how did he do it? Yet another contrivance was a recording device which recorded sound on a spool of thread (probably coated with some magnetic material. One must remember that in those days magnetic recording tape was unheard of. The nearest thing in the market was a wire recorder, which did the recording on a steel wire drawn at quite high speed over the magnetic sensor.

Then India became independent and Hansraj Wireless started doing the fairgrounds circuit in independent India, mostly in Punjab. He took his show from one important fair in North India to the next. But by now he seems to have gotten a bit tired and jaded. Shri Chand Kishore, who lives in Kullu, said that he has seen his show when it came to town sometime in the 1950s. It was a full-fledged show of three hours; entry by ticket. Shri Chand Kishore also describes the same shoe polishing machine which Sh. Attar Singh had seen about a decade back. Apart from that, Hansraj Wireless demonstrated another trick. A motor car drove up after Hansraj Wireless had set up his apparatus. As soon as Hansraj Wireless, sitting on the sidelines pressed a button, the engine went dead and the car came to a halt. Hansraj Wireless claimed that he had made the device which made the ignition coil (which makes the spark plugs of the petrol engine to burn the fuel) go dead. Now it’s hard to say if he really did that or it was a trick car, which one might expect from a fairground conjurer. And yes, there was no wire or anything physical contact between Hansraj Wireless’s apparatus and the car.
I grew up hearing this man’s name off and on but never got to know any more about him. I know a person in Pathankot, a Ramgarhia Sikh, who claims that Hansraj Wireless was related to him in some way. He says that Hansraj Wireless died sometime in the Sixties leaving a daughter. Before dying, my friend claims, Hansraj Wireless built a house for her near a powerline. He had rigged up some circuitry which supplied the house with free electricity by induction from the overhead lines.

Thus, all the info that I’ve gathered so far is hearsay. No records, but maybe in some old newspaper archives there might be news items about Hansraj Wireless. I’ll be interested to know if folks can add to the above or correct it if wrong.

Saturday, 28 May 2016

An Education by Eavesdropping

One day in May 2016 (that’s to say yesterday) I had an educative experience by eavesdropping on a couple of characters.
Background
Our family owns a modest little hotel in Kullu town. This being the month of May the hotel is getting its share of customers. One room has been occupied for the last couple of days by a pair of guys in their thirties. Strangely, they’re always busy on their mobile phones and a laptop. There’s third guy too, but he only seems to the fetching-and-carrying type. These guys don’t show much interest in visiting the usual touristy haunts. Their favourite hangout seems to be the hotel rooftop and the steps leading to it. Busy sitting on the steps and yakking away.
I had a splitting headache and staggered up to a room next to those steps. This room isn’t exactly finished yet – my brother stays there – and I hoped for some peace on the hardbed next to the window. This window doesn’t have any glass as yet; only a wire mesh screen and a curtain. My peace and quiet was disturbed by a mobile call taking place on the steps a little more than 2 metres away. I ignored the conversation at first. But then I kept hearing words like Rupees, Credit Cards, Debit Cards. I was kind of drawn into the dialogue, as a passive listener.
The Spiel
The guy was obviously working through a list. He contacted about 7 or 8 people and the general drift of the (to me) one-sided conversation was like this:
“Hello. Good afternoon Sir. Is this Mr Amit (or whatever) speaking? I am Akshay from Onjob, from the Consultancy Department. You had applied through us and paid 28,900 rupees, right?” (The amount varied from Rs 18,000 to 30,000. He had the first few contacts’ amounts down correct. Then down the line he had to work by guesswork and gentle prodding).
“You made the payment online, is that correct?”
“Did you pay by Credit Card or Debit Card?”
“Well, I am sorry to say our Sales Department couldn’t get you a job to your satisfaction. You are to be refunded the amount of Rs. 28,900.”
“No, no, it doesn’t work like that. You see it is our Company policy to pay online payments by online payments, demand drafts by demand drafts… you see, this is Company policy; terms and conditions are there you know”.
If the guy at the other end didn’t give the brush-off – and only a couple of them did – he went on like this:
“You will get the refund after you complete some formalities. In a few minutes I will send you a link and give you a password. You click on that link and feed the password, then fill in the details. The refund amount will be immediately credited into your account within minutes”.
Of course, the conversation had some interesting variations from person to person. One went like this:
“Oh, you have contacted the office in Bangalore? Ye-e-s, we have a branch there. But our Company operates from NOIDA. Our Sales Department is there. Our Consultancy Department works from Faridabad.”
Another variant:
“When you applied, you paid a fee, right?”
“Eighteen hundred rupees? But I think you paid a very heavy amount …”
“Oh, one lakh rupees! I’ll check with the Sales Department to see what amount is due to you as refund. Then you will get the refund in a few minutes directly into your account.”
“OK, when you reach your office (the guy was obviously a techie on the graveyard shift) please come online and we will send you a link and give you a password..” etc.
Then he says in Hindi, “Kehta hai, atthara sau diye hain. Phir keheta hai ek lakh. Isse to main pel doonga” Loose translation: Guy says he paid eighteen hundred. Then he says one lakh. I will pel him. (Pel = squeeze juice from a sugarcane).
Some Interesting Facts
The guy who claims to be Akshay is registered in the hotel under another name. The photocopy of his Adhar Card says he is from Hardoi, UP.
I Googled a bit and found there is indeed a job-placing company called Onjob. There is also one called Injob (is case I misheard). Onjob.in has a website giving two addresses, both in Bangalore. Injob.com also has a website. It is an Italian company; no Indian branch.
There was another interesting fact about Onjob, which was spotted by an alert Sonia Rajput, who works in our office. This site hasn’t been active since mid-2015, at least till yesterday late afternoon. The site gives a phone number – only one number. I tried that number. First try: number busy. Second try: a few rings, then the computerised voice says the number is busy (means he probably cut me off). Third try: it rings and rings. Then the Voice says the number isn't answering. I mutter in Pahari "Swah kha" (eat ash) and hang up.
And Last
As i went back downstairs the second guy, the one who generally spoke little, said in Hindi "So-and-so is online." The last i heard the first guy was speaking on the phone and saying, "Your password is ..." followed by a string of numbers and letters,
I rang up Aditya, who is a techie in the IT Park in Manimajra, Chandigarh and told him the whole thing. His take: These guys may be legitimate and working while on vacation. And if they are not, they aren't using your phone or internet, are they?  So let them be. They can be ex-employees of that company and got the list somehow, which they are trying to milk. If the educated guys on their list are stupid enough to furnish their bank details, let them face the consequences. And you keep an eye on them, in case they skip out of the hotel without paying, coz a crook is after all, a crook. And be sure to save the CCTV pictures of these guys.
PS
Even as i finished typing up the previous paragraph, the phone rang and the guy said he was answering a missed call of yesterday, that he was from Bangalore. He confirmed he is from Onjob. He got quite agitated when i filled him in with the details. I just wanted to know if his company was really handing out refunds, and if the guy claiming to be Akshay was working for him under his real name. He wasn't, hadn't even heard the name. I advised him to alert all his customers/clients to beware of such calls. Now it's up to him, how he tells his clients while handling uncomfortable questions from them.

Saturday, 12 September 2015

The Broken Flower Pot

The Broken Flower Pot
A Military Fable
Sometimes a little imperfection is a good thing
This is a story related to me by a retired Major of the Indian Army; he was in a Medium Gun battery in the regiment of Artillery. The context was an argument that I was having with someone over some harmless typos in an important document. Those were the days before PCs, MSWord or Spellcheck; that’s to say, it had been banged out on an old Remington mechanical typewriter. These machines didn’t allow much for error. The Major, bless him, overheard and butted in. He then told this tale, which (he said) was his actual experience. I’m more inclined to think it is one those old soldiers’ yarns which get passed on from generation to generation.
The story goes like this…
One day the Major was summoned by the Colonel, “Look, the General is going to come and inspect our unit in a few days. Go and get everything in proper order!”
The Major saluted and said, “Yes Sir!”
The Major went to the Subedar, “Subedar sa’ab,” (Subedars have long years of service behind them so even Commissioned officers address them as ‘sahib’) “The General is going to come and inspect our unit in a few days. Go, get everything in proper order.”
The Subedar saluted and said, “Yes Sir”.
In a few days time the Subedar told the Major that everything was ready for inspection. The Major did a dry run of the inspection to see things for himself.
The visiting dignitary’s flag car goes to the Quarter Guard, where the Guard presents arms and he inspects them. The start-off point of the inspection, so to say.
The Major drove his jeep to the Quarter Guard and alighted. The Guard fell in smartly, the Quarter Guard commander barked orders, the guards’ rifles snapped and clacked in satisfying unison as they presented arms. The Major went to inspect the Quarter Guard and.. hey! What’s this? One of the flower pots near the flagpole had a piece broken off. “Look, sa’ab, that flower pot is broken. We can’t have that, at the Quarter Guard, of all places!”
Everything was spick and span. Anything made of brass had been brassoed and gleamed, seemingly with a light of it’s own. Everything in line was ruler straight. Everything white was freshly limewashed. Even the trees seemed to be standing at attention.
“Subedar sa’ab, everything seems OK,” said the Major after his inspection, “But see to that broken flower pot at the Quarter Guard, will you?”
The Subedar saluted and said, “Yes Sir”.
The Major reported to the Colonel that everything was ready for inspection. The Colonel decided to do a dry run himself.
The Colonel’s jeep roared up to the Quarter Guard. The Colonel got out. The Guard commander shouted his commands. The rifles snapped at present arms smartly as before. Then the Colonel bristled, “So this is your readiness for inspection, eh Major? See that broken flower pot”.
The offending flower pot was still in its old position.
After the inspection the Colonel told the Major that everything looked all right, but do get rid of that broken flower pot.
The Major saluted and said, “Yes Sir”.
After the Colonel had driven off the Major turned on the Subedar, “Sa’ab, I’d told you to get do something about that damned flower pot. It’s still there!”
“Sa’ab ji, I must have forgotten about it.”
“Subedar sa’ab, please don’t forget this time. I do not want to see that blasted flower pot again.”
The Subedar saluted and said, “Yes Sir”.
The great day arrived, and so did the General, punctual and on the dot, followed by the Colonel.
The General, as usual, went to inspect the Quarter Guard. Shining badges, uniforms with knife-edge creases, rifles with not even a nano-particle of dirt. And then, “Colonel, what the devil is that broken flower pot doing at the Quarter Guard?” The Colonel turned purple, the Major turned pale.
After the inspection the General couldn’t resist a parting jibe at the Colonel on the state of one his Quarter Guard flower pots.
The Colonel waited till the General’s entourage was out of sight and demanded to know What The Bloody Hell etc.
After having let off steam the Colonel stormed off. The Major was understandably miffed and went to the Subedar, “Sa’ab, that flower pot was still there. Now tell me, what is the meaning of this.”
“It was a mistake sa’ab ji, I forget again” said the Subedar, looking into the middle distance.
The Major now switched to the Subedar’s native Punjabi and said, “I’ve served with you long enough to know you don’t make silly mistakes. Now tell me, what is the reason for that broken flower pot? Is it some superstition, good-luck charm or something? I’m sure it was placed there deliberately”
“Sa’ab ji, you’re right. It was placed there deliberately. In fact, I put it there myself. And the reason is this: anyone coming for inspection first goes to the Quarter Guard. Whoever is coming to inspect hopes to find something wrong. When he sees the broken flower pot, he is delighted. ‘Aha! A broken flower pot!’ he says. And in the end, when the report is typed out, what is the most he can write? ‘I found a broken flower pot at the Quarter Guard’. Now if he didn’t see that broken flower pot, he would still be determined to find something wrong. What if he checked our MT?” (Army speak for Motorised Transport, the ordinary sort of Transport still presumably means horses and mules). “This is the Army and our business is fighting wars; it is not gardening. One of our tractors, for example” (the artillerymen term their big 6x6 trucks used for towing artillery guns as tractors) “One of them doesn’t start as the mechanics still haven’t figured out what’s wrong with it. And one of the jeeps has got it’s tailgate bashed in because a Lance Naik put her in Reverse instead of First. And what if the General wanted to go into the Quarter Master’s stocks? There are thousands of items in the Quarter Master’s stocks, and some item in the register or the other doesn’t tally with the actual numbers in stock. Now that’s a serious defect; it can even put someone’s career on the line. But now what will the General’s report say?”

“Yeah, we found a broken flower pot in the Quarter Guard. Meaning that everything else is fine. Subedar sa’ab, you are a very wise man, and I’m lucky to have served in your unit.

Thursday, 20 February 2014

How Many Really Died at Jallianwala bagh?

JUST HOW MANY PEOPLE DIED IN JALLIANWALA BAGH?
The Background
Amritsar, Sunday, 13 April 1919, afternoon. It was the Baisakhi festival. The place was an uneven ground, known as Jaillianwala Bagh. This was not a park, as the name suggests, it was merely a vacant lot surrounded by red brick buildings in the shape of a rough rectangle of 225m x 180m. There were a few small entrances but most of these were kept locked. The main entrance was a narrow alley a little more than 2 metres wide, which served as the main entrance and exit.
The Jallianwala Bagh a few months after the massacre
On this day the ground was filled with a crowd estimated to be between 12,000 to 15,000 Indians of all ages and major religions: Sikhs, Hindus and Muslims. Brigadier General Reginald Dyer came to this lot near the Golden Temple with sixty-five Gurkha and twenty-five Baloch soldiers and two armoured cars mounting machineguns. The soldiers were armed with fifty SMLE .303 (7.7mm) rifles. The rest of the troops, presumably Gurkha recruits, only had khukhries or perhaps sword type bayonets (it is not really clear because at that time rifle regiments called the bayonets "swords" and reports say they were armed with swords. Not that it matters here). The armoured cars were left outside, as they were unable to enter the Bagh through the narrow entrance. The main entrance was guarded by the troops backed by the armoured vehicles.
This passage offered the only open exit. But it was blocked by the troops and armoured cars
The Massacre
Dyer—without warning the crowd to disperse—blocked the main exits and ordered his men to fire into the crowd. He explained later that this act “was not to disperse the meeting but to punish the Indians for disobedience”.
The troops kept firing for about ten minutes in the direction where the crowd was densest. First this was the main body at the centre of the ground. Then firing was directed towards the sides where the panic stricken people were milling about, looking for an exit. The official count of rounds fired is 1,650.
Dyer left when he felt the ammunition was running out, and imposed a curfew. The rest is history, and discussed in detail in many books and articles.
How Many Died?
What has intrigued me is the number of casualties. How many people died? Official figures say 379 people were killed and 1,200 wounded. This figure of 379 is simply incredible – ridiculous.
How can you shoot into a confined mass of humanity at least 12,000 strong with SMLE rifles firing Mark VII rounds 1,650 in number, from a range of 100 metres or so, and kill only 379?
The Ballistics; Just the Basics
A WW1 pattern SMLE rifle
The Short Magazine Lee Enfield (SMLE) was a bolt action rifle with a box magazine holding ten rounds. The magazine could be filled in a matter of seconds by means of charger clips holding five rounds each. The SMLE bolt action was renowned for its rapid firing ability. A trained firer could get off twenty rounds in one minute.  The ammunition then in use was the Mark VII round; it couldn’t have been Mark VI, as stated on the board at Jallianwala. This had been phased out a decade ago. (This has an important bearing on the case, since Mk VII could kill more people).
This plaque wrongly mentions the type of ammo.
This round packs a terrific punch. It leaves the muzzle at a speed of about 743 metres per second. The spiral grooves inside the barrel – called the rifling – imparts a spin to the bullet. The bullet was so designed that most of the weight fell near the tail. So, when it met any resistance, as when it hit a person, the spinning bullet wobbled about its path. They call it yawing. This yawing bullet made a horribly big wound where it exited the body. But it still had enough kinetic energy left to go through two or three more bodies (depending on whether it hit bone or soft flesh). The yawing bullet rarely hit the secondary target head on. It can even travel in a different direction, especially if it has hit some hard bone. It more often than not hit the second person broadside and made an elongated wound, called a keyhole wound by experts. Meaning that the second or third victims of the same bullet didn’t have it so nice either. Probably worse.
Lethal. The Mark VII .303 round
Oh, and I forgot to add: this rifle and ammo can kill from a kilometre away (though it is altogether a different matter that it’s hard to aim and be accurate from so far). But if it hits, it can kill. Here we are talking about 100, or at most 150 metres range. A rookie can’t miss a human target from this range. And when they are bunched up, he can scarcely miss at all.
A Few More Incidentals Before We Crunch the Numbers
A cloth bandolier holds ten charger clips, making a total of fifty rounds per soldier.
Bullet holes. Nos. 1 and 2 are small round holes. Means they probably didn't hit anyone before striking wall.
Hole at No. 3 is a keyhole. This bullet had probably passed through a human body before hitting the wall.
Holes 4 & 5. The keyholes are very marked. In fact these were yawing wildly and struck sideways.
These are also most likely to have passed through one or more human bodies.
There were 50 rifles which (they say) fired a total of 1,650 rounds. That’s an average of 33 rounds per soldier, in about ten minutes. So this figure is probably correct.
Another fact, a bit curious, is that at least one or more soldiers fired to miss. It is mentioned in some book (in Butcher of Amritsar by Nigel Collet) that an officer under Dyer found it necessary to deny that any man was deliberately missing. The evidence is there on the Jallianwala walls. Some bullet holes are way too high up. And they are straight round holes, not keyholes. That means the bullet probably didn't hit anything before striking the brick wall. Some shots were no doubt fired at the windows of the houses, and also at onlookers on the rooftops. But some of the holes aren't near any window. This implies that at least one of the Gurkhas or Balochis still had a spark of humanity in him.
The Numbers and My Own Guesstimates
Total rounds fired

1650


Estimated primary hits (on the low side) should be at least 1/3 of them. (Multiple hits on same person counted as misses)

1/3 of 1650
=
550
Estimated immediate fatalities, at least 1/3 of those hit

1/3 of 550
(dead) 183
That leaves injured

550 – 183
=
(injured) 367
Incapacitated injured hit again, trampled to death, or died of no medical attention (due to curfew) could be 1/3 at least of the injured 367

1/3 of 367
(dead) 122
That makes dead, so far

183 + 122
=
305
That leaves injured, so far

367 – 122
=
245
As mentioned before, these bullets can hit 2 or 3 more persons. The first person hit was the primary target, the second is the secondary target, and the third hit by the same bullet would be the tertiary target.
Secondary hits, could be at least 1/4 of the primary hits, which were estimated at 550

1/4 of 550
137
Deaths from secondary hits, at least 1/4 of hits

1/4 of 137
(dead) 34
That leaves injured from secondary hits

137 – 34
=
(injured) 103
Incapacitated injured hit again or trampled to death, or died of no medical attention, could be 1/4 at least of the injured 103

1/4 of 103
(dead) 25
That leaves injured from sec. hits

103 – 25
=
(injured) 78
Deaths now total 305 + 34 + 25


=
(dead) 364
Injured now total 245 + 78


=
323
Since these bullets were fired into a dense crowd, some of them found a third human target. The tertiary hits.
Tertiary hits, could be at least 1/5 of the secondary hits, which were estimated at 137

1/5 of 137
27
Fatalities of tertiary hits, could be at least 1/4 of those hit

1/4 of  27
(dead) 6
That leaves injured from tertiary hits

27 – 6
=
21
Deaths now total 364 + 6


=
(dead) 370
Injured now total 323 + 21


=
344
Now lets us assume that these injured have the capacity to still walk (though unlikely in all cases). So we will consider them with the others in the crowd. The crowd was estimated to be a minimum of 12,000. Of these we have already estimated that 370  have died in the shooting.
Crowd who survived the firing
12,000–370
=
11,630
Of these, a large number died in the stampede(s). Recent stampedes at places of pilgrimage can be a guide here. The children, elderly, otherwise weak or injured are the most vulnerable. About 5% (i.e 1/20) of the crowd may have died in this manner. There was no escape, remember.
Panic stricken people jumped into this well. 140 bodies are reported to have been taken out
140 bodies alone are said to have been recovered from the well in the ground. So the following estimate is very much on the lower side.
Killed in stampede, crowd of about 11,000
1/20 of 11000
=
550
Injuries in stampede; could be 4 times the deaths
550 x 4
=
2200

This makes a grand total of dead 370 + 550

=
(dead) 920
And a grand total of injured 344 + 2200

=
2544
So, What is the Guesstimate
According to my cold blooded reasoning, 920 should be the figure of the dead, and more than 2,500 injured, on that hot April day in 1919.
Madan Mohan Malaviya’s Figures
The Madan Mohan Malaviya Committee was appointed by the Indian National Congress to make a report on the Amritsar disturbances. After rigorous questioning of witnesses (Malaviya was a trained lawyer and could be relied on to discard tall tales) and sifting of evidence, his figures are: Dead 1000; Injured 1500.
Conclusion
The conclusion I can draw is that Malaviya’s figures are more accurate. The official figure of 379 dead needs to be dumped and discredited. We shouldn’t let the halo of antiquity give the least bit of respectability to this silly figure.

Thursday, 16 January 2014

A Crazy Diwali in Winter

 This article first appeared in the now discontinued monthly Himachal Guardian issue of January 1994. The author is grateful to Dr. Subhash Sharma (prof. of Fisheries, HP Agricultural University, Palampur) for giving his kind permission to re-print this article in this blog. A few corrections and additions have been made here and there. The original article didn’t have any drawing by the author as he had his right arm in plaster and a sling at the time. (It was typed out with one finger of the left hand, if you want to know). The line drawing was made by his cousin based on verbal descriptions.
Kullu’s Topsy Turvy Diwali in Winter
A festival dating to the hoary pre-Vaishnavite past is held in certain villages of Kullu district. It does not seem to have a definite date, as every village has its own time fixed for the festivities, which may also differ in matter of details barring the main theme. This ‘Diwali’ has nothing to do with the victory of Lord Rama; rather, (according to my late Nana Pt. Chandrashekhar) it is dedicated to the Yakshas, or lesser gods who are said to have baser tastes. It is to gratify the ‘base’ tastes of the Yakshas and Yakshis that things seemingly go topsy turvy on this day.
In January 1989, I had the opportunity to witness the elaborate celebrations of the ‘Maghi Diwali’ of the village Bhrain. This village is a steep climb above Bhuntar, and a little below the Bijli Mahadev top. The really serious climbing starts after you pass through village Jia, at the foot of the Bijli Mahadev mountain.
The Bijli Mahadev mountain as seen from Bhuntar.
Village Bhrain is on the flattish shelf on the right of the mountain
As the name implies, the big day is in the beginning of the month of Magh, just a day after Lohri. My friend and I were the guests of Shri Shiv Lal, who is a resident of Bhrain.
Night had fallen and there was snow all round, which a couple of sunny days had set ice-hard. Every family had the male members around blazing fires in their homes, where one window was left open. Chilly winds blew into the room through the small window and we huddled closer to the fire. A stick of dhoop smoked in the window. There was no chit-chat, and no liquor - only glasses and glasses of tea. Everyone had an eye and ear cocked towards the window. Outside, in the still winter night, a person, in the role of Master of Ceremonies, was to give a loud call at three different times through the night. We all had to be alert enough to hear all three of them. The last call was the signal to start the celebrations, and nobody knew beforehand just when he might call. From past experience one had an idea that the last call would be about 5.00 a.m., just before dawn.
The long wait through the night was quite interesting. The night, the village, had pin-drop silence. The first call came at about 10.30 p.m. There were sighs of relief, “A good thing that this year we have someone with a loud voice.” “Yes, the fellow last year twittered like a bird.” In the knowledge that the next call would not be just yet, there was a little bit of banter. An old gentleman, the family head, told of the evil that had befallen those who missed out on the last call, and the good fortune of various persons who had got all of the festival right.
After about an hour the tension again gradually built up. Twelve... One-thirty… Two... No call; anxiety. Did we miss it? I shuffled uncomfortably and invited annoyed glares – the rustling of my clothes seemed audible a mile off! At 4.30, a thin wail. The room suddenly came to life. Boots were pulled on and a ‘gachi’ (a pattoo tied tightly around the waist) donned by the three men who were to represent this household in the ceremonies. As it was nearing dawn, the last call was due anytime. Three large torches, comprising thin strips of pine-wood tightly bound into a mashaal about a metre and a half long, were taken down from the rafters, where they had been drying in the heat of the fire below. Each man took his torch and held its end close to the fire. The idle ones, like me, cleared out of the way to the door and got the fire blazing and crackling merrily. Now, the tension in the air seemed as real as an electric charge. We all sat, rigid in attention, listening for the last call.
The sticks in the torches, held close to the fire, boiled and bubbled resin, all set to light up at the touch of a flame. The fire crackled so merrily, in fact, that I missed the last call –  suddenly the three men lit up their torches from the fire and were out of the door in a jiffy.
The rest of us struggled into our boots outside the room and followed them to the designated spot in a field. The pile of wood laid there for a bonfire was already surrounded by a ring of some thirty or so torch-bearers. The light from so many torches reflected in an orange glow from the snow underfoot, while the smoke shone a dull red in the otherwise pitch darkness. At a signal from the same person who had been calling through the night, all the torches were hurled at the wood-pile. This immediately blazed up into a roaring bonfire.
This was the sign to start the day’s festivities. Some went home to get a bite to eat while the tipplers produced their bottles of hooch and set to. Tired after the nightlong vigil, I tried to snatch a few winks of sleep in my host’s house, but a small group of drinkers were already there, all displaying the effects of alcohol on an empty stomach. They were reeling off bawdy songs in the Kullvi dialect with the intensity of worshippers singing psalms. After all, today was the great day when the Yaksha gods would be pleased by vulgar songs, and dances so rough that fractured bones are not uncommon. Dawn had broken by now and the village was bathed in blessedly warm sunshine out of a clear blue sky. Thousands of feet below us the small town of Bhunter, with its airfield, was still deep in the shadows. Small bonfires had come up in a couple of the wider threshing floors in the village. The drummers and a couple of shehnai players had assembled near one fire and were beating out music for a slow nati dance.
Or rather, the dance started as a nati, with the men linked together in the usual fashion in a chain, with slow, stately footwork. But the song being sung by them was special for this day: it was full of vulgarities with sexual overtones A stranger might be a bit startled to see an old man with only two teeth in his head, arms linked with a youth who may well be his grandson, belting out the vulgar chorus with fervour. Suddenly, the nati beat ceased, the drums gave a few warning taps. This was a signal for the physically unfit and the squeamish to fall out.
The remaining dancers formed a ring in the threshing floor and caught each other tightly by the waist-band or gachi. The musicians and bonfire were in the ring’s centre. The drums now started up in a beat fast enough to rival any disco. The dancers vigorously whirled anti-clockwise around the floor in time with the beat. The leading dancer, a man in his fifties, rapped out a line rich in the pahari equivalents of four-lettered words. The answering chorus was “Hi! Ho!” yelled at full volume. Each dancer had his neighbour on either side gripped strongly by the gachi. This was to serve a twofold purpose: to keep his own balance and to try and throw down either of his companions. As the dance picked up tempo, all thought of singing was abandoned and the cheer leader only shouted “Hi-ho”, the chorus responding with a similar cry.
The hi-ho dance, as drawn by Cousin Parag.
Actually the musicians were in the centre, near the fire.
The ring of dancers now took on folds and a confused shape all over the floor. The hard-packed snow ensured a fair number of spills. All of a sudden, the drums would cease and the dancers would jerk to a halt. Most of the clumsy ones would take a fall just then. One fellow, to my horror, flew out of the line and went skidding and spinning over the snow towards the drummers. They seemed quite used to this sort of mishap and neatly side-stepped, and he plunged straight into the bonfire. All the others were most amused. His thick woollen clothing saved him from any injury more serious than frizzled hair, a slight burn on his leg and a bruised ego.
At mid-morning, two races were held. The runners were to run right across the village to the sacred spot in the field. The dancers etc. had moved out of the dance floor and the runners waited there expectantly. A priest and a couple of others collected on the slate roof of the house above, and performed some rituals. Then they threw down a shower of small tufts of dried grass. There was a mad scramble to grab one tuft and run. Anyone who did not have such a tuft at the end of the race was automatically disqualified; it meant that he had either not run the full course from start to finish, or had started prematurely. This apart, the race had no rules.
The evil thorns of Bhekhal bushes (Prinsepia utilis) were no deterrent
Rocky boundary walls, slippery paths, Bhekhal thorn bushes, and a race where pushing, shoving, tripping, short cuts are all allowed, ensure that this too claims its share of casualties. There is a great desire to come first; a belief that the winner will be blessed (feminists, please note) with a second wife or a son, acts as a strong incentive. The winners of the two races are selected for the honour of carrying the ‘god’ of the day on their shoulders.
But first, the two winners were made to run, chased by the disgruntled mob of runners-up. Some gave up in mid-chase and contented themselves by hooting and pelting them with snowballs and sods of earth. The two persons who caught them were selected to help them in bearing the ‘god’.
The ‘god’ for the day is a Harijan who has been selected beforehand. He is given a ceremonial bath and a completely new outfit of traditional Kullu dress. After a lot of elaborate ritual, he is taken in a comic procession by his bearers on a pole, somewhat in the manner of a yankee lynch mob carrying a felon on a rail, after tarring and feathering! In the front are the musicians, then the ‘god’ riding his pole (normally used for pounding rice). The retinue follows behind. The ‘god’ yells abuse from his precarious perch, and the retrain is taken up, sing-song fashion, by the grinning followers. Next, takes place another bout of the “ hi-ho” dance, but on a larger scale. Now the ‘god’ also takes part, but great care s taken to place the surest- footed and strongest dancers on either side of him. Even while everyone tries his best (worst?) to throw down his neighbour, under no circumstances is the ‘god’ to fall down, lest an un-named calamity befall the entire village.
This festival - and others similar to it in other villages - is not mentioned in tourist brochures. In fact most of the settlers in the valley below have not even heard of it, and the villagers would rather prefer it that way. This is partly because outsiders are apt to look down their austere, ‘civilized’ noses at such ritualised vulgarity. A few, who have heard vague rurnours of these celebrations, wrongly think them to be orgies of some kind.
No two versions that I have heard regarding the origins of those ‘diwalis’ are alike. One old man was candid enough to admit that he had no idea why this festival was held, but that it had always been held in exactly the same way as far as he could remember come storm, snow, famine, or even death in the family.
Note added in January 2014:
According to late Mahant Keshav Gir of the Jia math, this festival dated from the old times when the local rulers could be unpredictable tyrants. Villagers used this festival as an excuse to air their grievances (“Just joking, Maharaj!”).
Contemporary newspapers have started mentioning these “Diyalis” held in various parts of the district. Their explanation – the abuse and vulgarity is for chasing away evil spirits. This seems a facile reason. Every village has it’s own god; virtually every mountain peak or water spring is watched over by a Dev or Devi; besides they are lurking all over the forests. These gods would be extremely remiss if any evil spirit ever got through to the villages. The only evil spirits I ever saw were the home-brewed, bottled kind.
An outsider might remark on the strange absence of women in the festivities. Kullu women, as a rule, don’t put up with much nonsense from their menfolk. But on this day they mainly stay indoors and let the men have a good time. The rest of the year the "Kulu woman rules her man”. (Not my words; they’re in the Kangra District Gazetteer of 1917, CMG Press, Lahore).

A ‘Festival of fools’, probably dating from pre-Christian times, used to be held in France and other parts of Europe, which was remarkably similar in a great many respects to this ‘diwali’. Even the dance, judging by a contemporary illustration, was uncannily similar. Such celebrations were firmly stamped out by the medieval Church under pain of death. Let us see how long they survive the reformers here. After all, the participants agreed that even if they did not know the origins, the festival was great fun and was as good a way as any to let down their hair, after the cold winter months.